Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
he thought i was a dude.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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