dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Dick very happy bro
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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