But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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