yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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