I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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