We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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