My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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