We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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