Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
