I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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