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Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Come on in and take your pants off
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