I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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