Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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