I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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