what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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