ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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