on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
just tell him i said nine months
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
please don't ironically join a cult
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