if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
3pm strippers are depressing
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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