Having a random hookup so left but love u
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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