sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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