i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
