I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
