People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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