Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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