you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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