do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Randomize
