Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
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please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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