O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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