in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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