Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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