Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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