Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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