i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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