I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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