the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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