Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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