You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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