The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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