And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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