I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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