I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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