I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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