I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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