Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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