I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
