OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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