Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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