This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
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