STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
