were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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