Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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